why in the name of all things good am i getting spam from escorts.com? i think it's hilarious. and if you look at the page, i think their disclaimer is hilarious... "Escorts.com is NOT an Escort Agency and does not directly provide any Escort services. We are simply a mode of service to help our Members connect to participating, qualified Escorts, Business Enterprises, and Clients. " sure you're not...you're just the middleman.