ahhh, some e-mails are just too good to pass up. this is from my mom, writing about my dad. sorry to maybe embarass some parties in the process, but this little anecdote is too good to be true. however, i know it's true, and that makes it even funnier...(despite the fact that it's written in that anonymous forwarded e-mail tone)
i received this e-mail from my mom...

"One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "Yale".

And they say blondes are dumb..."

enough said!