16.5.03

greetings from baltimore. thanks to the old guy for checking in. my guess is the mystery folks are 1. grandpa 2. grandma 3. mom. tee heee heee.

myrtle beach was fun. here are some interesting things to ponder.
1. north myrtle beach is the home town of vanna white.
2. on 95 somewhere in northern virginia we saw a billboard the said just 'ugly kids...' with black and white yearbook photos of ugly kids who were middle school aged. the elipses led us to believe that there would be another sign explaining this...but there was not. a google search didn't merit too much valuable help, but there are these other reports of a similar billboard campaign. if you know anything about this, please shout out.
3. mini golf in myrtle beach is a big hoax. don't be lured in by the large and hollywood production set-like displays. the golf is poor and phil the cat could have shot par with one paw tied behind his back. this was sad.
4. on an ever worse note, i got my mini-golf butt handed to me by annabelle matheys.
5. with sun, vanilla pudding will turn into cinnamon pudding. i swear.
6. i-95 was shut down today in both directions. this is not a problem if you are not on it, but if you are, life is a little rough...especially if you just drank a nalgene full of water and lots of diet coke and only drive 4.6 miles in two hours. driving might be an overstatement.
7. tomorrow is a big day. preakness. i've never been, but i hear it's a real big deal. i will report in later, if i remember.
8. i'm looking for new roomies, and i was excited to hear that a possible new roomie might have a cat. i want you all to know that the next cat i have in my life will be named 'taco'. don't laugh.
9. speaking of tacos, a week full of taco bell is a week full of life. i recommend the beef quesadilla and the new 'grilled stuft burrito'.
10. i can't think of a real '10', so i will pretend like there is something important by writing this. hmmm. la la la.

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