oh dear goodness! the world is such an amazing place and people have way too much free time on their hands. mr. squirrel sent me a link to this fantastic page documenting peep research. peep research you ask? yes! i answer, research on those fun, puffy little easter marshmallow baby birdlike/chicklike/bunnylike animals we all like (or dislike) so much. really, it's worth the trip, and it's worth lots of procrastination time.
the following is my favorite quote about all the subjects that undergo testing: "Before any testing begins, all peep subjects are thoroughly examined and sign a disclosure form explaining the potential risks of their volunteer service." see...now you have to visit.