A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:

"I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer
screen." The surprised salesman replies: "But, madam, computers do
not need curtains...." And the blonde said: Helloooo.... I've got
Windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- i love waking up to e-mail jokes from mr. squirrel
speaking of which, where is the rest of the vanessa jean family and why am i the only dork who posts all the time.