corn dogs

yes, you heard me, i just mentioned corn dogs the best food of all times. if you have never had a corn dog (a hot dog dipped in corn meal batter and deep fried) you are missing out on one of the best (if not thebest foods in the world. don't eat pork? they make chicken dog versions. vegetarian? they make mini veggie corn dogs you can buy in the frozen section of your supermarket. on a stick or the mini pop-them-in-your-mouth versions are equally good, and there is just something so fantastic about them. if you live in california, i would even recommend traveling to the food cart at your local mall for a taste at 'hot dog on a stick' the creme de la creme of corn dog establishments. plus, they have funny uniforms which include goofy hats, as well as the best lemonade in the world, it's a must make trip. anyhow...i'm going to start a 'eat more corn dogs' campaign that will sweep the united states (and canada about 3 months later) and the whole world will thank me for bringing light to this delicious food. and for those hard core corn doggers out there, you can actually purchase a home corn dog kit which would be like owning a dream machine. it can also whip up deep fried twinkies, which i have never had, but assume are the best sweet ending to a corn dog. back to work.

this ramble has been brought to you by the box of mini chicken corn dog bites i had for breakfast and the high-speed manufacture of 50 belts...my brain stopped working about an hour ago.