duct tape this...

12. yesterday, the nice camera man had trouble affixing the little black microphone and cord to my sweater. it just kept falling off, or the cord kept exposing itself. we all paused for a moment, searching for a solution...almost one of those silly scenes where everyone strokes their chin in deep thought...and all at once we realized a little strip of black duct tape could keep the microphone in place. then we laughed alot.
13. yesterday on passions (the best soap ever. i was excited to see that their website features a family tree. steve the monkey might be interested in that info. oh! the days gone by of watching passions with steve the monkey.) beth tied her poor mother to her wheel chair with duct tape. actually, it looked more like paper tape, or gaffers tape, but i think they wanted it to be duct tape.